College Errata and Facts

• College Oath: "I will never"
• College Motto: "Always"
• College Creed: "That's a fact Jack!"
• School Colors: Hot Pink & Black
• Special Designations:
  • Pink Triangular Flash:  May be worn on Black CAP after completion of three years.
  • Silver Scrambled Eggs:  Current or Former Cadet Commander
  • Gold Scrambled Eggs:  Senior Staff or Faculty
  • Pins:  Hey.. the more ya got, the better!
• Secret College Handshake:  Now if we went and published it on this gosh darn Internet... well it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it!
• Secret College Nod:  If we tell you we will have to kill you.
• Recommended Viewing List for Freshman students:
  • Stripes
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Spaceballs
  • Major Payne
  • Cadence